Uff, ya están aquí de nuevooo!
jueves, febrero 09, 2017
, Posted by Unknown at jueves, febrero 09, 2017
No es un tema muy sesudo el de hoy. Es una reciente anécdota personal a cuenta de las segundas chuletas de buey que se estrena mañana.
"-¿Te vienes este finde a ver la 2ª parte de sombras de Gray?
- Uff, no puedo, lo siento, tengo planeado moderar un chat de Bdsm, del real...
- Hija, no hacía falta que fueras tan borde conmigo. No te vuelvo a invitar al cine.
-Ok...
- ¿Oye y eso de Bdsm qué es?
- Bobadas De Sumas y Mutiplicaciones. Es una cosa de matemáticas..."
jajajaja, el matiz está en que no le explicaste que era lo que sumabas y multiplicabas :P
Y en san Valentín...q bonito!!! Vivan los Amos azules... vaya tela jaja
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